Carey cuts Kyle’s hair while we discuss fascist haircuts, hiking, teething, and Great British Bakeoff. Low Sound Quality, high Authenticity. Rory sings the Quesadilla Song.

We can eat a lot of In-N-Out, Disneyland is tiring, Hockey is amazing, A beautiful nerdy wedding, Matt Baker’s a Millionaire, The Laughons took us to a crack shack, Rory loves Cars

Fun Birthday Questions With Kyle and Baptism Debrief.

Disney propaganda: youtube.com/watch?v=nT1uvi7qjrs

Carey and Kyle share a beer and talk about our new pet cricket, our old pet guinea pig, how Kyle threw trash out the window, a fight between Joanna Gaines and the Property Brothers, what Rory has in common with Brick from Anchorman, “Do you know what causes that?”, the Bugglebee, Aldi Cheesecake, Cannon Law’s application to Patreons, flash floods, and earthquakes.

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Carey and Kyle discuss the first two of the Eight Ages of Man by Erik Erikson and explain what the heck they have to do with Rory insisting on eating his ice cream in his high chair.

We had the baby!

In which we talk with our bff Peter about Aldi, In-N-Out, Psych, High School Debate, Carey shutting down sexists, quidditch, the importance of helmet safety, and Rory!

P.S. “Gus Sillypants Jackson” is from S1E5, “9 Lives.” Sorry for misleading you in this important matter.

Carey and Kyle talk about why we’re doing this podcast, the words Rory’s been saying, and what our plans are for the summer.